Top 10 movie flops of the decade

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Nov 28, 2009 04:28 PM
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Movie flops aren't just about losing
money. Yes, big budgets that go bust are one consideration. But flops
are also about lofty expectations das*** and high profiles brought low.
They trigger embarr***ing catcalls from the peanut gallery and a
general w***ver-thought-that-was-a-good-idea-in-the-first-place
bewilderment.


Any judgments of flopitude are necessarily subjective, but here are 10
movies from the past decade that made those few moviegoers who saw them
cringe. Disagree? Talk among yourselves.


10. THE SPIRIT


* Release date: December 25, 2008


* Estimated cost: $60 million


* Domestic gross: $19.8 million


Frank Miller , the man who created the comics "300" and " Sin City ,"
and who redefined Batman and Daredevil for the modern age, directed
this adaptation of Will Eisner's comic-strip hero. Starring Samuel L. Jackson
and a bevy of beauties, it may have looked good on the page. But
onscreen, the heavily stylized, nearly black-and-white results were
disastrous. The expensive movie was killed by comic fans, who wanted
Miller to go back to comics, and critics, who tras*** the movie's
over-the-top tones and aesthetics. Consequently, the partners at the
company behind the production, Odd Lot Entertainment, parted ways after
23 years together. It even killed plans for a Miller-directed version
of "Buck Rogers."
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9. GRINDHOUSE


* Release date: April 6, 2007


* Estimated cost: $67 million


* Domestic gross: $25 million


Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez
managed to turn twice the filmmaking firepower into half the box office
(and a third of the critical praise). With "Grindhouse," what began as
an explicit exercise in joyous B-movie cinema homage -- a double bill
of '70s-style schlock, one film from each director -- ended up aping
its scuzzy genre ancestors a little too closely in the receipts
department. After the three-hour-plus "Grindhouse" opened to a mere
$11.6 million, Harvey Weinstein split the film's two parts -- "Death
Proof" and "Planet Terror" -- and shuttled them to international
markets individually. While that recouped a little of the Weinstein
Co.'s money, it incurred the wrath of purists who were angry that the
original film had been corrupted. Tarantino and Weinstein are famously
loyal to each other, and while the writer-director eventually made good
on the losses with the $120 million-grossing "Inglourious *******s"
this year, "Grindhouse" was one instance where loyalty nearly brought
down the house.


8. ROLLERBALL


* Release date: February 8, 2002


* Estimated cost: $70 million


* Domestic gross: $19 million


Norman Jewison's 1975 comment on violence, corporatism and spectacle
has its place in the paranoid '70s-era cult film pantheon. John
McTiernan's remake, on the other hand, would be totally forgettable if
it weren't so spectacularly misconceived in every way. The cast -- Jean Reno , Chris Klein , LL Cool J and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
-- was a C-list mishmash closer to reality TV than big-budget studio
moviemaking. McTiernan had long since dented his box-office bona fides
with "Last Action Hero" and "The 13th Warrior." And the studio
releasing it -- MGM -- was so aware of its bomb-worthiness that it
pus*** the release back four times, out of the summer 2001 field and
into the barren wasteland of February. In a last act of desperation,
the movie was also re-edited from an R to a PG-13 rating, sabotaging
any last chance it had at an audience. Ultimately, it pretty much
wrecked McTiernan's career (he has directed only one film since).







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7. THE INVASION



* Release date: August 17, 2007



* Estimated cost: $80 million



* Domestic gross: $15.1 million



Nicole Kidman couldn't have started the decade any hotter, scoring with " Moulin Rouge ," "The Others" and " The Hours ."
But after 2002, her career went cold in the U.S. ("Stepford Wives,"
"Bewitc***," "Australia" and "The Golden Comp***"); it's as if the
actress was abducted by some sort of soul-draining body snatcher. But
wait, isn't that what she's fighting in "The Invasion," Hollywood's
latest remake of the 1956 film "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"? This
time around, the eerie premise, based on a novel by Jack Finney, failed
to catch fire. The Wachowski brothers' second unit director, James
McTeigue, was called in to shoot additional scenes written by the
"Matrix" whiz kids after original director Oliver Hirschbiegel was sent
packing, having filmed the bulk of the movie. In an omen of things to
come, Kidman suffered an on-set fender-bender during the reshoots. When
the film arrived in theaters more than a year late, Kidman's regal
bearing took another dent.



6. CATWOMAN



* Release date: July 23, 2004



* Estimated cost: $100 million



* Domestic gross: $40 million



It was inevitable after Michelle Pfeiffer
stole scenes as Catwoman in "Batman Returns" that her black-latexed
anti-heroine would get a spinoff of her own. But when the inevitable
occurred in 2004, this time with Halle Berry
playing the character, audiences tried hard to cover up the kitty
litter. No one involved with the movie came out unscat***. Not Berry,
who just two years earlier had won an Oscar for " Monster 's Ball"; not Sharon Stone ,
who chewed up the scenery as the movie's villainess; and not Pitof, the
French filmmaker making his American directorial debut. He went back to
his native land and hasn't directed a theatrical feature since. The
movie is another example cited by studios in their long-held contention
that female superhero movies just don't work.








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5. TOWN & COUNTRY



* Release date: April 27, 2001



* Estimated cost: $90 million



* Domestic gross: $6.7 million



Twenty-five years after he seduced audiences in "Shampoo," Warren Beatty
decided the time was ripe for another sex comedy, albeit one with a
somewhat older circle of friends. He somehow persuaded New Line, which
usually concentrated on the youth market, to foot the bill. And what a
bill it was: With the script still furiously going through rewrites,
Peter Chelsom began shooting in June 1998; 10 months and take after
take after take later, the film was still shooting. That's when
co-stars like Diane Keaton
and Gary Shandling had to leave to fulfill other commitments. A full
year later, the whole cast regrouped to finish the shoot, which had
escalated to more than twice its original $44 million price tag. The
completed film was actually something of a tepid affair. Beatty dithers
as a New York architect who cheats on his wife with several women;
Shandling's his best pal trying to come out as gay. And then there's Charlton Heston , playing against type, as a gun nut.



4. GIGLI



* Release date: August 1, 2003



* Estimated cost: $54 million



* Domestic gross: $6.1 million


If the course of true love rarely runs smoothly, then "Gigli" is an
object lesson in how rocky it can get. As the new century dawned, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez -- tabloid code name: Bennifer -- were the couple of the moment. With an Oscar for writing " Good Will Hunting "
and starring roles in "Pearl Harbor" and "The Sum of All Fears," his
movie career was in high gear; she could boast a solid-gold music
resume and rom-com appeal in movies like "The Wedding Planner" and
"Maid in Manhattan." Onscreen romantic sparks seemed made to order. So
what went wrong? Start with that title, "Gigli," that no one was sure
how to pronounce. Add lots of lovey-dovey media appearances that erased
a bit of their mystique. And then there was Martin Brest's film itself:
a low-rent-mobster-boy-meets-enforcer-chick tale complete with a
kidnapping, severed thumbs and Al Pacino in high dudgeon. Bennifer split in 2004, just before sharing the bill in another film not too far away on the flop-o-meter, " Jersey Girl ."








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3. LAND OF THE LOST



* Release date: June 5, 2009



* Estimated cost: $100 million



* Domestic gross: $65 million


Producer/puppeteers Sid and Marty Kroft were masters of the weird and
cheesy; their old Sa****ay morning TV show, "Land of the Lost," is
remembered fondly by kids who grew up in the '70s. But the material
experienced something of a time warp when director Brad Silbering tried
to give it a hipster spin this summer with the help of Will Ferrell ,
playing a paleontologist who journeys to a parallel universe where he
meets the Sleestaks. Normally, any movie with a rampaging Tyrannosaurus
(see " Journey to the Center of the Earth ," " ***ht at the Museum ")
can't miss, but "Lost" was, well, lost in translation. The movie's
PG-13 rating wasn't a comfort to many families when word got around of
its toilet humor. Older moviegoers weren't interested, and Kroft
purists weren't amused. Over the years, Disney and Sony had both held
remake rights, but ultimately this hot potato landed at Universal,
where it was one of the factors that resulted in the ouster of the
studio's two top executives in October.



2. BATTLEFIELD EARTH



* Release date: May 12, 2000



* Estimated cost: $75 million



* Domestic gross: $21 million



Blame it on the Thetans if you want, but John Travolta 's
space oddity "Battlefield Earth" virtually imploded on the launching
pad. Travolta's career was enjoying a resurgence in the wake of "Pulp
Fiction" when he wagered a big chunk of his newfound credibility, as
well as some of his own coin, on this p***ion project. "Battlefield
Earth" was based on a 1972 sci-fi novel by Scientology guru L. Ron
Hubbard, which Travolta promised would be "like ' Star Wars ,'
only better." Studios shied away, but Travolta found financing from
Franchise Pictures, which would later be sued by investors for
overstating the movie's costs as $100 million. Originally, Travolta
hoped to play the young hero who leads a rebellion against the alien
race that enslaves Earth, but the film took so long to ***emble he
ultimately opted instead to don dreadlocks and platform s***s to play
the villain, barking lines like "Execute all man-animals at will, and
happy hunting!" A planned sequel, which would have covered the second
half of the novel, never materialized. "Some movies run off the rails,"
observed Roger Ebert . "This one is like the train crash in 'The Fugitive.'"








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1. THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH



* Release date: August 6, 2002



* Estimated cost: $100 million



* Domestic gross: $4.4 million



Eddie Murphy
is some kind of miracle. Five of his recent films lost more than $250
million, and yet he not only still gets hired but also commands his
salary quote. But on the flop-o-meter, one Murphy title towers above
even " Meet Dave ," "Showtime" and " I Spy ":
Trumpets, please, for "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," whose release was
delayed for 14 months. It instantly became the "Cleopatra" of our age.
A sci-fi gangster comedy, complete with robot sidekick, set on the
moon, "Pluto" was neither fish nor fowl -- but mostly foul. But unlike
most stars who are tarnis*** by a mega-flop, Murphy -- who did take
time off from broad comedies to redeem himself with his Oscar-nominated
turn in "Dreamgirls" -- just keeps going and going and going.







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